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Sunday, November 22, 2009

NAGORE GUYS ATTENDING!!-MICROSOFT INTERVIEW

NAGORE GUYS ATTENDING!!-MICROSOFT INTERVIEW



Bill Gates organized an enormous session 2 recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. 1 candidate is our sheik dawood.




B Gates: Thank u 4 coming.
Those who do nt knw JAVA may leave. - 2000 ppl leave the room.

sheik says to himself, 'I do nt knw JAVA, but I hv nothing 2 lose if I stay. I'll give it a try !'

B Gates: Candidates who never had experne of managing more than 100 ppl may leave.- 2000 ppl leave the room.

sheik says 2 himself 'I never managed anybody by myself, but I have nothing to lose if I stay. Wat can happen to me ?' So he stays.

B Gates: Candidates who do nt hv managmnt diplomas may leave. 500 ppl leav d room.

sheik says 2 himself, 'I left school at 15, but wat hv I got 2 lose ?' So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do nt speak Serbo-Croat 2 leav, -498 people leave d room.

sheik says 2 himself, 'I do not speak one word of Serbo-Croat but wat do I hv 2 lose ?' So he stays & finds himself with one other candidate; Everyone else has gone.

Bill Gates joined them & said 'Apparently u r the only two candidates who speak Serbo-Croat, so I'd nw like 2 hear u hv a conversation 2gether in that language.'

Calmly, SHEIK DAWOOD turns 2 the other candidate & says 'endha ooru?'

The other candidate anwrs-
KARAIKAL PAKKAM- NAGORE mapla..

Sheik dwd: ENNA MAPLA SOLDRA., NEENUMA !!??

BILL GATES: ……??!!!!

( ANDHA NAGORE SHEIK DAWOOD YARUNU UNMAIYA ENAKU THERIYADHU JANANGALA…)

4 comments:

  1. really good comedy script

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  2. REALLY WELL COMEDY MAN

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  3. sema comedy. antha dawood nan illai pa

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  4. அப்ப நீங்க தான் அந்த dawood ah ஓகே ஓகே

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